Delta Pat, where the farq is your mind at
Could it be in soft porn shoots from days gone by
And did I hear you bark
You aint sitting like Rosa Parks*
Creating untold havoc in the sky

She's 51 and the blogs now call her Karen
In her pic she's "Fatal Attraction" staring
Caused she walked down the aisle with a ton of attitude
Looking to out-Karen a white haired dude

In younger days they called her Baywatch Trish
Prettiest girl to be Hasselhoff's side dish
Then a man of advancing years took her to task
Prompting her to yell, "Put on your mask!"

Delta Crone, whats this attitude that you own?
Does it come from starlet roles of days gone by
And did I hear you say
You aint Rosa Parks today
Even though your seat is in the sky

Delta Spawn, where's that lithium that you're on
Could it be you didnt pack it for your flight
And did I hear you sass
Old man, get up off your ass
So you'd be the Alpha Karen in the sky

Delta Trish, you must have a no-fly wish
Could it be you aint so friendly when you fly
And did I hear you ask
Put on your f#(k* ng mask!
Creating a disturbance in the sky