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Song Parodies -> "Don't Throw Keanu in the Water"

Original Song Title:

"Candle on the Water"

Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Throw Keanu in the Water"

Parody Written by:

Anakin McFly

The Lyrics

...Is it just me, or has he done far too many films located in the vicinity of some water body? (Pronunciation note - it's 'kay-ah-nu', not 'kee-ah-nu' as lying interviewers claim.)
Don't throw Keanu in the water
Though he can swim, he might just drown
That'll make him frown
So sadly
Please don't treat him badly
KC Reeves was born to live on land

Don't throw Keanu in the water
They're full of sharks - an evil thing
He walks in clouds
Not water
Though they're sorta water
But you cannot drown in clouds I think

Don't let the surfer movies fool you
Don't let "Life Under Water" sway your mind
"Lake House" and "River's Edge" are fiction
Keep him far from wet
His life's not over yet

Don't throw Keanu in the water
It's dangerous and he might die
Life jackets don't
Work always
Lifeguards too have off-days
Keep him dry, far away inland
And far from sea or sand
So that he'll never drown
(drown drown drown)
So that he'll never drown
(drown drown drown)
So that he'll never-


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