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Song Parodies -> "and PFFT You Were Gone"

Original Song Title:

"and PFFT You Were Gone"

Original Performer:

Hee Haw

Parody Song Title:

"and PFFT You Were Gone"

Parody Written by:

Onslaught

The Lyrics

I searched this site over and couldn’t find where anyone had ever used this song. Surely a missed opportunity of epic proportion.
Dominion provides rigged-outcome elections
Dictators swear by their paid for results
The best in the biz, a vote-switching wizard
The eggs on those guys is a “clucking” insult

Where, oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave us here all alone
You searched the world over for fake Biden ballots
We called out your B.S. and PFFT you were gone

You sold us machines designed to rig voting
Just like you had done for Chavez before
We called you to heel, to answer some questions
But you turned tail and then ran for the door

Where, oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave us here all alone
You searched the world over for fake Biden ballots
We called out your B.S. and PFFT you were gone

Trump pulled ahead in all of the swing states
It looked pretty grim for Biden and Co.
The counting was stopped, said folks getting sleepy
What a surprise, fake votes rolled in for Joe

Where, oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave us here all alone
You searched the world over for fake Biden ballots
We called out your B.S. and PFFT you were gone

The Dems had four years to plan their vote stealing
The name of the game was just get Trump out
But true to their form, the gang couldn’t shoot straight
Their media allies have lost all their clout

Where, oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave us here all alone
You searched the world over for fake Biden ballots
We called out your B.S. and PFFT you were gone

I could go on, forever it’s seemin’
But there is a line that I’ve got to draw
Remember it’s said, by folks who like schemin’
No one, but no one is above the law

Where, oh where are you tonight
Why did you leave us here all alone
You searched the world over for fake Biden ballots
We called out your B.S. and PFFT you were gone



I had considered putting these in one at a time but I realized I had no control over the order of appearance and the one really needed to be the last one.

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Pacing: 1.3
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Overall Rating: 1.3

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Not Going Anywhere - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
https://hereistheevidence.com/
Libby - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Only a Trump supporter would be dumb enough to write a parody that actually contradicts their stance.
Onslaught - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Oh, Libby, bless your little heart.
Still Not Going Anywhere - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
https://www.battleswarmblog.com/?p=46464
Dave W - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
I thought everything worked out well ...with your parody that is.....But only a dumb Trump hater wouldn't know that......She's such a Libby..
Onslaught - November 23, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks Dave, it’s only comedy after all.

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