On Christmas Eve when the louse,
Entered into the White House,
A ghost came to see him,
Whose name was Nixon,
He said to George that very night,
"I wear the chains I've forged in life
Don't do what I did,
Think of all the kids, yeah,

Chorus

"Bring the troops home, save the environment,
You've gotta make peace soon,
Or the world will surely end
But try to understand
'Cause I'm a condemned man,
Try to stop thinking out your tush,
Ebenezer Bush"

Then the ghost of Christmas past,
Showed George what all wars amass,
He saw the dead bodies,
Starvation and disease.
Then George woke up Christmas morn',
Said to Cheney, "I'm reborn
Stop the war right now,
Democracy I'll allow, yeah

Chorus

I'll stop corporate greed and tax cuts for the rich,
I'll help the working class out of this economic ditch",
Now he understands
He's not a condemned man,
He's stopped thinking out his tush,
Ebenezer Bush

"I'll look for clean energy", he said with a smile,
"Sorry, Cheney, your oil buddies are S O L,
But try to understand, I'm a reborn man,
Nixon's ghost, came to me last night,

and said "stop thinking out your tush
Ebenezer Bush" oh yeah
Oh, Ebenezer Bush (guitar solo)

"I apologize to France" Bush said with a smile
"Fire Rumsfeld right away,
Put Nader on speed dial",
But try to understand
Try to understand
He's stopped thinking out his tush,
Ebenezer Bush, yeah... oh...