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Song Parodies -> "Vista Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Machine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Vista Machine"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Someone at work mentioned getting a Vista Machine, and how slow it was at running Vista.. so I had this running round my head until I finally wrote it
I just went to buy
A new PC machine
I thought it would be mean

RAM: two gigabytes
Thought that would be alright
And that my PC would fly
But I got a Vista machine

Don't know why my PC don't go
Does it boot or just grow?
It's so horrendously slow

It flies like a tadpole in cream
It's anti-virally clean
So slow I could scream
It's my Vista machine

I got a Vista machine
I got a Vista machine

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Andria - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Vista sucks, but this parody is great except for the fact that I have never heard of the band "Hawkwind" nor heard the OS, so no vote. I personally love my new aluminum MacBook.
alvin - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment
fit the eerie sci-fi tone of the OS well

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