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Song Parodies -> "The Chemistry Teacher’s Comin’ to Class"

Original Song Title:

"Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town"

Original Performer:

Haven Gillespie

Parody Song Title:

"The Chemistry Teacher’s Comin’ to Class"

Parody Written by:

Lilsquiddy

The Lyrics

You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
I'm telling you now
The Chemistry Teacher's comin’ to class.

He's collecting data
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out
The heat of melting ice
The Chemistry Teacher's comin’ to class.

He sees you when you're decanting
He knows when you titrate
He knows when you are safe or not
So wear goggles for goodness sake.

Oh, you better not filter
And drink your filtrate
You better not be careless and spill your precipitate.
The Chemistry Teacher's comin’ to class.

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