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Song Parodies -> "Puppet's Such A Liar"

Original Song Title:

"Jump Into The Fire"

Original Performer:

Harry Nilsson

Parody Song Title:

"Puppet's Such A Liar"

Parody Written by:

Grimm Reaper

The Lyrics

With his lies astoundin'
He can spin deceit.
Wooden puppet's such a liar,
Nose is measured in feet.

He can shake your trust.
His lies can make you doubt.
Whoa-o-o-o..., whoa-o-o-o...

Speakin' tales that seem bombastic,
Oh, beak on face, it seems elastic.
Leaves you quakin' from dramatics.
He's a flake and a fanatic.

He's a sly accountant.
He can skim and cheat.
Wooden puppet's such a liar.
Fudgin' clever receipts, nose grows so.

He can make things up,
Or he can break some vows.
Whoa-o-o-o..., whoa-o-o-o...

Don't mistake him for a lackey,
Or he'll take you for a patsy.
Oh, he's a snake and rather nasty.
He can make you feel so crappy, whoa-o-o-o...

He can't hide the sproutin'
Of the nib you see.
Wooden puppet's pants afire,
As he severs belief, nose grows so.

Oh, you'll hate his guts.
Oh, he can fake you out.
Whoa-o-o-o..., whoa-o-o-o..., whoa-o-o-o..., whoa-o-o-o...

He can bait you with his tactics,
Which are blatantly too drastic.
Many statements are erratic,
And your fate could be just tragic, whoa-o-o-o..., whoa-o-o-o...

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