Song Parodies -> The Perils of Overdosing on Kaolin and Morphine
| Original Song Title: | "Without You" |
| Original Performer: | Harry Nilsson |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Perils of Overdosing on Kaolin and Morphine" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Morphine, like the rest of the opiates, has a constipating effect... kaolin is basically clay. K&M is something you take if (not to put too fine a point on it) you have a dose of the runs. An overdose is a VERY bad idea...
No, I shouldn't have been quaffin'
All that kaolin an' morphine
The inevitable thing has come to pass
For it feels like I've a cork stuffed up my arse
What a disas
...ter
Now I need a bigger hole in
The bottom end of my colon
Tried irrigation, but it was too slow
And now it's only fair that I should let you know
I need to go
I can't shit.. I'm sitting here on the loo
I can't shit, I can't sit here no more
I can't shit - I cannot shit a canoe
I can't shit.. I can't shit anymore
No, I can't explain the pain as
I squeeze something out my anus
I think might have been a football from its girth
Now I know just how it feels when giving birth
To the whole damn Earth
I can't shit.. bin sitting here since ten to
I can't shit, I can't sit down no more
I can't shit - I cannot shit all Peru
I can piss... I just pissed on the floor
All that kaolin an' morphine
The inevitable thing has come to pass
For it feels like I've a cork stuffed up my arse
What a disas
...ter
Now I need a bigger hole in
The bottom end of my colon
Tried irrigation, but it was too slow
And now it's only fair that I should let you know
I need to go
I can't shit.. I'm sitting here on the loo
I can't shit, I can't sit here no more
I can't shit - I cannot shit a canoe
I can't shit.. I can't shit anymore
No, I can't explain the pain as
I squeeze something out my anus
I think might have been a football from its girth
Now I know just how it feels when giving birth
To the whole damn Earth
I can't shit.. bin sitting here since ten to
I can't shit, I can't sit down no more
I can't shit - I cannot shit all Peru
I can piss... I just pissed on the floor
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Totally tasteless, tacky and sophomoric... But I'll admit to giggling all the way through- especially at the end-line twist!
Disgustingly funny
LOL... nice...
fit the mournful tone of the OS
:-) Thanks, guys
Alvin - the idea for this one came when listening to the OS (not sure whose version - it wasn't the Nilsson one, though), and I couldn't help but think it sounded like the singer was constipated.. this kind of wrote itself after that.
...even performed this one twice over the weekend :-)
Alvin - the idea for this one came when listening to the OS (not sure whose version - it wasn't the Nilsson one, though), and I couldn't help but think it sounded like the singer was constipated.. this kind of wrote itself after that.
...even performed this one twice over the weekend :-)
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