Bruder, had a crushing pain, thought it was angin'
My wifey had a shudder, sez it's de end of line

She put de lime in de aspirin, I drink em bot' up
She put de lime in de aspirin, I drink em bot' up
She put de lime in de aspirin, I drink em bot' up
She put de lime in my drinking cup
I call the doctor, woke em up

Said "Doctor, aint there nothing I can take here"
I said "Doctor, to forestall de Widowmaker"
I said "Doctor, aint there nothing I can take here"
I said "Doctor, to avoid de Undertaker"

Now let me tell you straight
We'll put de LIMA in de LCA, we sew it all up
We'll put de LIMA in de LCA, we sew it all up
We'll put de LIMA in de LCA, we sew it all up
We put de LIMA in de LCA, now go to ER, wake 'em up

I said, "Doctor, aint there nothing I can take here"
I said "Doctor, to avoid the sternum breaker"
I said "Doctor, aint there nothing I can say here"
I said "Doctor, to receive a pace-y maker"

You need de LIMA in de LCA, we sew 'em bot' together
Put de LIMA in de LCA, then you pump better
Put de LIMA in de LCA, sew them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, be walking in the morning

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Brudder, got a Robo heart, I got it for a dime
Beating like a motherfu', it wakes me up sometimes
They put de LIMA in de LCA, they sewed it all up
They put de LIMA in de LCA, it beats so strong it wakes me up

I said "Doctor, aint there nothin' I can take"
I said "Doctor, to relive my head from achin'
I said "Doctor, aint there nothin' I need taking"
I said "Doctor, to get back to baby making"

Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sewed them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sewed them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sewed them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, I want to have my woman
Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sew em bot' together
Put de LIMA in de LCA, then it beats better
Put de LIMA in de LCA, gonna do the town
Put the LIMA in de LCA, get jiggy in de morning

Oooh, aint there nothing I can take here
I said Oooh, cause I know I wanna make her
I said, Ooh, aint there nothing I can take here
To calm down de trouser snaker
I say Yow, aint there nothing I can take here
I say Ooh, to avoid a sternum breaker