Some kittens arrived just the other day
Small soft and furry, love to watch them play
But they can't play catch, they don't obey
Scratch up the house when I am away
And they were growin' 'for I knew it, and as they grew
I'd say, I'm gonna make a stew, yeah
You know I'm gonna make some stew.

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And the cat's on the griddle in a pot of stew
There's plenty of it here, boy, for me and you
Why don't you sit down and have a helpin' my friend
Have another helpin' or two, yeah
Another helpin' of my griddle cat stew

I got ten more just the other day
Thought I'd fix 'em up in a different way
Maybe roast 'em whole
Make a flambe' but that's a lot to do
And they're better this way
You see you cook 'em on the griddle then you put 'em in the stew
Then you add a little garlic too, yeah
You add a little garlic too

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I was standing on a ledge just the other day
Thinking I should change my carniverious ways
Look at all that fur, sittin' in a large pile
I shook my head and I said with a smile
What I'd really like now is to get me a siamiese
Like to get me one that has no fleas

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Long since the time when I've eaten that way
They say that's the reason why they put me away
I said I'll ask a favor if you don't mind
Just let me out of here and I'll be good this time
I no longer play with talssle and my purring is through
But I've gotta get some griddle cat stew, yeah.
I've gotta get some griddle cat stew.

And as I put down the fork it occured to me
This cat was a siamiese
This cat was siamiese!

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