-> "This Cat Robbed The Cradle"
Original Song Title:
"Cat's In The Cradle"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"This Cat Robbed The Cradle"
The Lyrics
A child connived though he came to play,
This "man" of the world liked this usable prey.
He had trains and cash and thrills all day,
He yearned to fock these young boys that stay.
They came flockin' on up to it; they liked his zoo,
He'd say, I'm gonna sure like you, lad,
You know I'm gonna sure like you.
This cat robbed the cradle with his silver tune,
Little boys blew as he's walkin' the moon.
When we are alone, lad
We'll both pretend, that you and I both are ten,
Even though I'm four times ten.
Yes he thinks he's ten, trust me yes he's gay,
He said, you're such a doll lad, come spend the day.
Gonna breach ya real slow, when you come to stay,
It's all you got to do, it be child's play.
So if he walked this way when he's done gone limp,
That lad be walking gimp, yeah
You know he's gonna walk some gimp.
This cat robbed the cradle with his silver tune,
Little boys blew as he's walkin' the moon.
When we are alone, lad
We'll both pretend, that you and I both are ten,
Even though I'm four times ten.
So there's carnal knowledge, the judge should say,
We should slap this "man" right in jail today.
When the poundin's through they can't sit for a while,
I hope he's dread 'bout the thoughts of his trial.
Used to really like "Bad", this bizarro's so sleased,
Master baiter sets the trap with cheese.
This cat robbed the cradle with his silver tune,
Little boys blew as he's walkin' the moon.
When we are alone, lad
We'll both pretend, that you and I both are ten,
Even though I'm four times ten.
Some children he sired, not the normal way,
He toyed with one on that porch that day.
He said as a father he was really kind,
If he had dropped that lad, would this have been a crime?
You see, it's youth robbed and hustled to the kids that he do,
Now it's sure nice stalking is through, yeah
Roll the dice, we'll see how you do.
Soon he'll be strung up and prone, this turd you'll see,
He'll groan in cell block three,
A toy for cell block three.
This cat robbed the cradle with his silver tune,
Little boys blew as he's walkin' the moon.
When we are alone, lad
We'll both pretend, that you and I both are ten,
Even though I'm four times ten.
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