Big Bird arrived just the other day
He came to the world in the usual way
And Ernie was so here to stay
He wants to hide while Bert was away
He was talking before I knew it,and that was true
He said, "I'm going to be like you,Bert
You know I'm going to be like you

Big Bird's in the journey to find Ernie
The two-headed monster is distracting me
Ernie hides then Big bird seeks
The duckie that Ernie squeaks
The duckie that he squeaks

Big Bird's now eight just the other day
He said "Thank you,Bert",now come on let's play
You hide and I seek. Bert said not today
I've got a lot to do,he said,that's okay
Big Bird walked away and he smiled and he said
You know I'm going to be like you,Bert
You know I'm going to be like you

Big Bird's in the journey to find Ernie
The two-headed monster is distracting me
Ernie hides then Big bird seeks
The duckie that Ernie squeaks
The duckie that he squeaks

Well,he changed his life just the other day
He's always a bird,I just had to say
Bert,I'm proud of you,won't you sit for a while?
He shook his head and said with a smile
What I really like,Bert,is a rubber duckie
It really still belongs to Ernie

Big Bird's in the journey to find Ernie
The two-headed monster is distracting me
Ernie hides then Big bird seeks
The duckie that Ernie squeaks
The duckie that he squeaks

And Sesame Street will never be the same
Elmo is there and things have gone lame
I said,"I'd like to see you,if you don't mind."
He said,"I'd love to,Bert,just in the nick of time."
You see,Journey To Ernie's where Ernie hides
And Big Bird seeks,you're right,Bert
Because you are so right

And Bert said something gay in front of me
He wants to play that game like me
He loves the game like me

Big Bird's in the journey to find Ernie
The two-headed monster is distracting me
Ernie hides then Big bird seeks
The duckie that Ernie squeaks
The duckie that he squeaks