Gave him catnip just the other day,
He got really wierd in an amusing way.
He had some mice to catch, it's time for play.
He couldn't walk, but he swims okay.
As for stalking, could not do it, he was so through,
I say, he has a-been just so had,
He had too much that kitty brew.

My cat is unstable, he's gone loony tunes,
He won't say 'me-ew' he is a total loon.
He's in the twilight zone bad, he's drunk off gin,
And now he's lost all his timin'.

He got turned around the other way,
Was lookin' for that ball that had rolled away.
He was tryin' to throw that ball the kitty way,
He bounced it out of view and stalked the prey.
As he stalked his prey to tear it limb from limb,
He turned and did a little spin, yeah.
He turned and did a little spin.

My cat is unstable, he's gone loony tunes,
He won't say 'me-ew' he is a total loon.
He's in the twilight zone bad, he's drunk off gin,
And now he's lost all his timin'.

He's got good cat knowlege, he knows how to play,
But when he's nippin' like this, it makes my day.
When he's on that brew, he knows that life's worthwhile,
It rocks his head, he plays in world class style.
Now he's playin' so glad, ain't no sorrow, got no fleas.
Catnip baiter, give me one more squeeze.

My cat is unstable, he's gone loony tunes,
He won't say 'me-ew' he is a total loon.
He's in the twilight zone bad, he's drunk off gin,
And now he's lost all his timin'.

He's played out and tired put the nip away,
Play with it again another day.
That kitty brew it really messes his mind,
I love watch his antics when I find the time.
He's like a king in his castle, and he dids what he do,
And he sure likes playing with brew, yeah.
He sure likes playing with brew.

Now he wants to be alone, little fur-ed thing,
He just ran out of zing.
My cat is out of zing.