[[Chorus:]]
I hate this boy
He's so whiny
I hate this boy
Worse than Barney
I do hate him
I hate Caillou! I hate Caillou!
Bad influence

[[1st Verse]]
I do remember watching
Watching this on PBS Kids
This show's a bad influence
Many parents sure abhorred this boy!
Cause probably he's bald
(This Canadian, he probably had cancer)
Boris probably shaved
His hair at age three
But I still hate

[[Chorus:]]
I hate this boy
He's so whiny
I hate this boy
Worse than Barney
I do hate him
I hate Caillou! (Caillou) I hate Caillou! (Caillou)
Bad influence


[[2nd Verse:]]
He always whines randomly, yes, yes
When the bad things start to kick off, that is
He's just a plain retard
Caillou just is a bad example
Ferocious tantrums
(His parents probably have poor caring skills.)
Maybe they are high
No child wants to see

[[Chorus:]]
I hate this boy
He's so whiny
I hate this boy
Worse than Barney
I do hate him
I hate Caillou! (Caillou) I hate Caillou!
Bad influence
(I do really, hate him, hate, him, hate him)
Caillou! (Caillou) I hate Caillou! (Caillou)
Bad influence
(Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh)
Caillou! (Caillou) I hate Caillou! (Caillou)
Bad influence
(Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Caillou! I hate Caillou!
Bad influence
(I hate, I hate)
Caillou! I hate Caillou! (Caillou)
Bad influence
Caillou

He is a bad boy

(I hate him!)

He is the worst child

(That's why I hate him)