[Verse 1]
I've got Franklin Matthews in my show,
Who thinks I do go slow.
But sometimes, Lord, he just ain't always around.
And you know I fall in the deep,
Now I can't get myself to sleep.
Cause I get Jeremy-bent and Bob-bound.

[Chorus:]
Get me some person like a boy named Darius Matthews,
Put a green frog on my shoe.
Cause you know I love to hear all of his sounds.
But don't you get Super SpongeBob 64,
Cause I'll start crying and running out the door.
And I'll get Jeremy-bent and Bob-bound.

[Verse 2:]
I'll be sure to find Marijn Prins,
I'm flipping the top so it spins,
And there's a gentleman waving at me that I found.
Just be sure as Dot Warner comes and goes;
I'm thinking of Frank Matthews in my show.
And I need to get Jeremy-bent and Bob-bound.

Get me some shows that are by Darius Matthews,
Put this LeapPad on my shoe,
Cause you know I still love to play games that make all of the sounds,
But don't get me The Random Dude,
Cause that will put me in a sad mood,
And I'll get Jeremy-bent and Bob-bound.

Yeah, Darius Matthews' show always makes me go to his town.