I was drinking last night
Had way more than ten
So mentally challenged that I slept with the men
I'm moving on over (Moving on over)
I'm moving on over (Moving on over)
I'm moving on over from the sane and straight side, so jump on in

I've changed my ways through a couple of beers;
Changed the men's style 'till they slept without tears.
I'm getting on over (moving on over)
I'm scrooching on over (loving all over)
I'm loving all over, with the bi-intelligent men.

I finally get the fluids out, and know where I've been
I run to my wife's house and give her the fin
I'm rubbing all over (rubbing all over)
I'm going back over (going back over)
I'm easing on over to where the good boys are let in.

She finds out what I've been doing
So she hands me the bags and calls all my kin
I'm packing on over (packing on over)
I'm fagging all over (shagging's so over)
I get to a bar and start all over again.

I started once...I started twice...
But I put down the drinks and decided what's right.
I'm moving back over (moving back over)
I'm hesitating over (peeing all over)
But I finally got the courage to just open and rampage in.

Got on my knees, and begged her but she's
Starting a will and charging me fees
So I'm starting all over (so bad over)
Almost over (Not really over)!
She's so angry that she's gonna pass over for me!

We halved the beds... rolled the dice.
Got unlucky and got the short side.
I'm crying all over (crying all over)
Masturbating instead (Omg lost pacing)
Now I'm on the hard drinking drinking again...