Please pull your glove out of my cave-y
What you do with it, makes it achey
I’ll display a frown, when fingers disappear
Please pull your glove out of my heiny
‘Cus that part with hole is tiny
Butt don't need the inbounding cavalier

You say you're gonna ream
That a proctologic word?
Gonna pry right into there; wishin’ you had been deterred
‘Stead you go pull crack apart
With la-tex you chose to bore
But I want not to see you at back door

Please pull your glove out of behind-y
If you do, then I’ll think that’s kind-y
I'm just laying down, shy’n when you’re drawin’ near
Please pull your glove out of my bun-y
Makes it smart, my folds feel funny
Butt, to be your playground is what it fears

Have a big diploma you
Got that med-ic grad degree
Still it don’t mean “Glove me, do”
Keep away that scope-y thing!
If you probe away my hind and you poke ‘frown’ o’er my pleas
Will you make me pay your hefty fees?

Please pull your glove out of my tail-y
Whatcha do - think you’re readin’ braille-y?
My dismay: you plow right thru my can severe
Please pull your glove out of my rump-y
Take it out or call me grumpy
I perceive there’s some crowding in arrears

With my tush you wanna screw
Up it shove digit or two
But you’ll not abuse my stern if I can halt you

Please pull your glove out of my end-y
Cease my tuchus to sickly rend-y
I must splay my gown, cry ‘cus you interfere
Please pull your glove out of my bummy
With my fundament cease ‘chummy’
I don’t need you around my derriere

Please pull your glove out of my can-y
Take it out of my nook and cranny
Dis-trust lays around my homophobic fears
Please pull your glove out of caboosy
‘Cus this seat-pry’s unamusey
Please don’t persevere down my last frontier…