-> "Fish Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Rich Girl"
Parody Song Title:
"Fish Girl"
The Lyrics
You're a fish girl with some human parts
But your tail is a factor that is strange
Can't get you dry, Gotta stay quite soggy
You caught my eye since you're quite the hottie
You're my wish girl though your bod's bizarre
Since you're like a red snapper with no legs
This guppy's with me down at the Sand Bar
She won't get charged
Getting sooooaaaaaked... Wanna poke
Wears that thooooong... That's made out of seaweed, dude
Dirty blooooooonde... Floats my boat...
Not sure where my dong is going to belong
Once we go get it on... cause...
You're a fish girl (Fish girl) and you're such a sweetheart
But there's a huge conundrum when we play (Fish girl)
You made me sigh when we started kissing
Think I might cry since your gash is missing
You're a dish girl (dish girl) served with some tartar
I'm heartbroke, My brain shattered on our date (Fish girl)
Gets tricky when we make-out in my car
Breathing is hard
To birth tyyyyykes... Spray on her eggs
My gut's queasy... Since that's awkward our love goes down the drain
We can't get clooooose... I'll say "A-Di-Os!"
I thought we'd make a splash but it's time to dash
From the gills on this gal, oh
You're a fish girl (Fish girl) and although I'm smart
I just can't figure out how to get laid (Fish girl)
This is a crime since we can't get lucky
Can't even try since mermaids are sucky
There's a glitch girl (glitch girl) go and snag a gar
Unless there is an answer I can't place (Fish girl)
This honey is just wrong for a coast guard
It's crummy: This siren makes me so hard
She's lovely but how do I use my nards
Down in the marsh?
'Neath the waves
She isn't shy and wants to get freaky
I'd love to try to make this beach steamy
You're a fish girl (Fish girl)... a fish girl
Oooh, You're a fish, fish girl, yeah (Fish girl)
I'm grumpy since the blue balls are too harsh
While here on my barge
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