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Song Parodies -> "Merry Vegan Woman"
Original Song Title:
"American Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guess Who
Parody Song Title:
"Merry Vegan Woman"
Parody Written by:
vegan minstrel
The Lyrics
Merry vegan woman, get closer to me
Merry vegan woman, you’re my cup of tea
Please come knockin’ upon my door
I wanna see your face some more
There is nothing i’d rather do
Than spend my time growin’ young with you
Now woman, I say babe, you’re great,
Merry vegan woman, you’re the one i crave.
Merry vegan woman, get closer to me
Merry vegan woman, you're my cup of tea
Please come knockin’ upon my door
I wanna see your face some more
Your delights can hypnotize
Love the sparkle in your eyes
Now woman, i say babe, you’re great
Merry vegan woman, you’re the one i crave.
Merry vegan woman, i say Babe, you’re great
Merry vegan woman, you’re the one i crave
Please come knockin’ upon my door
I wanna see your face some more
Together we’ll make a fine team.
I’ll be your king. You’ll be my queen.
You’re delights can hypnotize
Love the sparkle in your eyes
Now woman, get closer to me
Merry vegan woman, you're my cup of tea.
God, God i love you babe, God i love you babe
Now know know know
Gonna cleave you, woman
Gonna cleave you, woman
Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi
You’re so good for me
I’m so good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna cleave
You know you’re gonna know
You know I’m gonna cleave
You know you’re gonna know, woman
I’m gonna cleave, woman
Hi-Hi, Merry vegan woman
Merry vegan woman, you’re my cup of tea
Please come knockin’ upon my door
I wanna see your face some more
There is nothing i’d rather do
Than spend my time growin’ young with you
Now woman, I say babe, you’re great,
Merry vegan woman, you’re the one i crave.
Merry vegan woman, get closer to me
Merry vegan woman, you're my cup of tea
Please come knockin’ upon my door
I wanna see your face some more
Your delights can hypnotize
Love the sparkle in your eyes
Now woman, i say babe, you’re great
Merry vegan woman, you’re the one i crave.
Merry vegan woman, i say Babe, you’re great
Merry vegan woman, you’re the one i crave
Please come knockin’ upon my door
I wanna see your face some more
Together we’ll make a fine team.
I’ll be your king. You’ll be my queen.
You’re delights can hypnotize
Love the sparkle in your eyes
Now woman, get closer to me
Merry vegan woman, you're my cup of tea.
God, God i love you babe, God i love you babe
Now know know know
Gonna cleave you, woman
Gonna cleave you, woman
Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi, Hi-Hi
You’re so good for me
I’m so good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I’m gonna do
You know I’m gonna cleave
You know you’re gonna know
You know I’m gonna cleave
You know you’re gonna know, woman
I’m gonna cleave, woman
Hi-Hi, Merry vegan woman
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