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Song Parodies -> "No Sugar Tonight (Splenda/Stevia Drinker's Version)"

Original Song Title:

"No Sugar Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"No Sugar Tonight (Splenda/Stevia Drinker's Version)"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

and now, Burton Cola's suggestion that I do a parody of this song, about soda! luckily, there are such sugar and calorie free soda options, as my taste for such drinks serves my new weight-loss goal well! naturally, this one includes my gripe about Diet Pepsi pulling their Splenda version off of store shelves. (you want Splenda? you gotta buy it online!) please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfqIl7OZj5g
thirsty feeling, deep inside
from those corn chips and those pork rinds
salty snack chips, drying me
cola’s darkness is what I need

No Sugar Tonight In My Coffee
No Sugar Tonight In My Tea
Need Cold Zevia Inside Me
And Splenda For My RC

Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Daaa…

broken silence, of can’s fizz
almost taste it, I nearly jizz
grab an RC, Diet Rite
Splenda’s sweetness keeps it light

No Sugar Tonight In My Coffee
No Sugar Tonight In My Tea
Original Chorus? Not Me!
The Splenda’s Gone From Pepsi

Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Daaa…

* CoCo says yes, to keeping Splenda
rather than just forcing aspartame
can drink it in good faith, shrink my gut, by drinking
keeps my drink choices from being lame
I’m putting back now, the case, well okay, two
of Pepsi I would nearly buy
‘cause they did it wrong, that did not take long
it’s time I left Pepsico behind

‘cause it’s the new Diet Pepsi taking over
and the new Splenda RC’s come to call
now, the cruel call of nature’s taking over
I’m needing a stall
a urinal stall

Pepsi’s a no, since I checked the last time
I’m feeling like I lost a friend
no use quittin’, when the drinks are fizzin’
Coca-Cola won out in the end
a coke-filled cup, that’s the drink, not cocaine
I’m itching for some Diet Rite
a bag of cheetos and a bottle Coke Life
I’m gonna have Stevia, tonight

‘cause it’s the new Diet Pepsi taking over
and the new Splenda RC’s come to call
now, the cruel call of nature’s taking over
I’m needing a stall
a urinal stall

(thirsty feeling) CoCo says yes, to keeping Splenda
(deep inside) rather than just forcing aspartame
(from those corn chips) can drink it in good faith, shrink my gut, by drinking
(and those pork rinds) keeps my drink choices from being lame
(salty snack chips) I’m putting back now, the case, well okay, two
(drying me) of Pepsi I would nearly buy
(cola’s darkness) ‘cause they did it wrong, that did not take long
(is what I need) it’s time I left Pepsico behind

‘cause it’s the new Diet Pepsi taking over
and the new Splenda RC’s come to call
now, the cruel call of nature’s taking over
I’m needing a stall
a urinal stall

Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da-Da
Da-Da-Da-Daaa… (fade out)
* CoCo = Coca Cola!
thanks for reading!

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Knock Knock - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
Who's there? It's the new Splenda lady come to call ........ She's giving you Fives; She's giving you Fives
Jonathan - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thank you very much!
Charlie Mike Lima - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
First parody I ever submitted was to this OS .. No Jihad Tonight
Jonathan - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
^ Lennie?
Charlie Mike - August 31, 2018 - Report this comment
If you want to call me that, go ahead ;-D
Agrimorfee - September 02, 2018 - Report this comment
Good job here...I didn't realize how long that OS was.. you did a lot with it, yet kept it simple, too.
Jonathan - September 02, 2018 - Report this comment
^ thanks again! :)

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