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Song Parodies -> "Crooked Thief, Slime Slandering"
Original Song Title:
"Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee"
Original Performer:
Grease (Musical)
Parody Song Title:
"Crooked Thief, Slime Slandering"
Parody Written by:
harry
The Lyrics
Crooked thief, slime slandering
Crooked thief, he's slandering
Grousing with insanity
Groans till he's fed, shrill cries, sh*ts the bed
He rants! he's slandering!
Hot shit! Hey, he's bored today
Wry, big shot, fraught chump that brays
Scant scum of dross, evil crock, huffin' dross
Not smart, to our disdain
He can't think! he blares!
He's got rats in his hair
He gets swill from chums, big wig piglets
Keeps pilfering laws scoffs wry sulky bore
Hood spews bull sh*t crap glib antics
All askew, ploys dummy spewed
Rhino gut you're gonna spew
You've lots of rust, rhino, no one can trust
Whines, such vain slandering
Grovel! Grovel! Wet his beak
Big fat pelvis floundering
“must tweet”, sour fool, loud bore losing his cool
Flay, fondue, slime slandering
Crooked thief, he's slandering
Grousing with insanity
Groans till he's fed, shrill cries, sh*ts the bed
He rants! he's slandering!
Hot shit! Hey, he's bored today
Wry, big shot, fraught chump that brays
Scant scum of dross, evil crock, huffin' dross
Not smart, to our disdain
He can't think! he blares!
He's got rats in his hair
He gets swill from chums, big wig piglets
Keeps pilfering laws scoffs wry sulky bore
Hood spews bull sh*t crap glib antics
All askew, ploys dummy spewed
Rhino gut you're gonna spew
You've lots of rust, rhino, no one can trust
Whines, such vain slandering
Grovel! Grovel! Wet his beak
Big fat pelvis floundering
“must tweet”, sour fool, loud bore losing his cool
Flay, fondue, slime slandering
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I see what you did there. Very good!
Thanks Ag. Means a lot coming from one of the site's top parodists.
Oh, that Grease--not Uday's and Qusay's hair.
Yeah, who was evil or stupid enough to vote that Ralph Northam creep into power anyway?
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