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Song Parodies -> "Crooked Thief, Slime Slandering"

Original Song Title:

"Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee"

Original Performer:

Grease (Musical)

Parody Song Title:

"Crooked Thief, Slime Slandering"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Crooked thief, slime slandering

Crooked thief, he's slandering
Grousing with insanity
Groans till he's fed, shrill cries, sh*ts the bed
He rants! he's slandering!

Hot shit! Hey, he's bored today
Wry, big shot, fraught chump that brays
Scant scum of dross, evil crock, huffin' dross
Not smart, to our disdain

He can't think! he blares!
He's got rats in his hair
He gets swill from chums, big wig piglets
Keeps pilfering laws scoffs wry sulky bore
Hood spews bull sh*t crap glib antics

All askew, ploys dummy spewed
Rhino gut you're gonna spew
You've lots of rust, rhino, no one can trust
Whines, such vain slandering

Grovel! Grovel! Wet his beak
Big fat pelvis floundering
“must tweet”, sour fool, loud bore losing his cool

Flay, fondue, slime slandering

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Pacing: 1.6
How Funny: 1.6
Overall Rating: 1.6

Total Votes: 13

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Agrimorfee - April 16, 2020 - Report this comment
I see what you did there. Very good!
Harry - April 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Thanks Ag. Means a lot coming from one of the site's top parodists.
JAB - April 16, 2020 - Report this comment
Oh, that Grease--not Uday's and Qusay's hair.
Pachael Micholek - April 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Yeah, who was evil or stupid enough to vote that Ralph Northam creep into power anyway?

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