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Song Parodies -> "Some Kind of Idiot"
Original Song Title:
"Some Kind of Wonderful"
Original Performer:
Grand Funk Railroad/Joss Stone
Parody Song Title:
"Some Kind of Idiot"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
The chorus and the bridge have been floating in my mind for nearly a decade. Change gender-specific words as needed. Soulful ad libbing is encouraged.
I tell her she drives me crazy
She says she don't own a car
We go to McDonald's restaurant
She asks what the big "M"s for
But I never wear a frown
We never get in a mad fight
'Cause I got a real, real ditzy woman
Who quite frankly isn't all that bright
(Chorus)
Well my baby, she's not bright
Well, my baby's head's not screwed on tight
Don't you know she is...some kind of idiot
She's some kind of idiot (yes she is)
She's some kind of idiot (yeah, yeah, yeah...)
When she puts on a tanktop
You know she just can't find the sleeves
Oooh, when my baby kisses me
She sometimes forgets to breathe
When she peels open an orange for me
She just hands me the whole rind
When she went to buy a Christmas Tree
She bought a shoe-tree, not a pine
(chorus)
I think that nobody got a girl that's dumber than mine!
I think there's nobody who could tolerate a woman like mine!
My baby's kinda witless
My baby's kinda witless
My baby's kinda witless (Yeah, yeah...)
My baby's kinda witless (Ohhh...)
Is my baby witless? Yes!!
(Chorus, ad lib, etc. to fadeout)
She says she don't own a car
We go to McDonald's restaurant
She asks what the big "M"s for
But I never wear a frown
We never get in a mad fight
'Cause I got a real, real ditzy woman
Who quite frankly isn't all that bright
(Chorus)
Well my baby, she's not bright
Well, my baby's head's not screwed on tight
Don't you know she is...some kind of idiot
She's some kind of idiot (yes she is)
She's some kind of idiot (yeah, yeah, yeah...)
When she puts on a tanktop
You know she just can't find the sleeves
Oooh, when my baby kisses me
She sometimes forgets to breathe
When she peels open an orange for me
She just hands me the whole rind
When she went to buy a Christmas Tree
She bought a shoe-tree, not a pine
(chorus)
I think that nobody got a girl that's dumber than mine!
I think there's nobody who could tolerate a woman like mine!
My baby's kinda witless
My baby's kinda witless
My baby's kinda witless (Yeah, yeah...)
My baby's kinda witless (Ohhh...)
Is my baby witless? Yes!!
(Chorus, ad lib, etc. to fadeout)
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee
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yeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I give it 555.
Arrrrrh, Agri, yer some kinda parodist, matey. 5's
LOL! Great job Agri!
LOL
"My baby's kinda witless" That's very funny.
Jay said what I was gonna say; great line.
This one was very funny.
Thanks, all! :)
maybe the best you've ever done, agri.. 5-5-5
well.. agri.. you've made me think.. (fanning the smoke from the comp screen).. baby's kinda witless..... maybe a song about a laxative? I'll write it right now.. "some kinda laxative.. " be on tomorrow
(ABC-S05) I only remember the chorus but that paced well so I assumed the rest did too. Funny work Agrimorfee. By the way, "M" in McDonalds stands for "Might need Pepto Bismol". ;-)
ABC-DKTOSBISF (Don't know the original song, but it's still funny)
(S) hope your baby's too witless to be able to use a keyboard and access the internet - or else there might be a little less of that prolonged oxygen-less kissing coming your way, Agri - LOL - 555
(ABC05) I think I know this person, Agrimorfee! I like the tank top line. 555
Thank you, thank you thank you!
(ABC) Another song with the same punch rind =) Funny lines, good job!
(ABC) See above!
Some kind of parody! 555
Oh, oops, ABC
(ABC) Nice work here.
(ABC) DKTOS, and none of the midis I found had obvious vocal tracks, so I'm gonna trust other people on the pacing front :-)
Very funny lyrics - loved it :-)
Very funny lyrics - loved it :-)
ABC--One of my favorite OS's out there, Agri...and a very nice job here. =)
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