Switch upon the tube, rest your hand on pants, now
Come on Davy! Do the Bloke-o-Motion
That match it gets a strikin’
Lit the ciggie in hand now
That’s the way ye do the Bloke-o-Motion
Sly leer at babysitter - say something a-sleaze
Agreed that doing nowt is your expertise
So, slum on, dumb on, and do
The Bloke-o-Motion with glee

You’re gonna let one rip now
Butt’s ‘on’ (butt’s ‘on’)
Bum up (bum up)
Scratch that (that crack)
Just pick your angle of attack

Let go!
Chowin’ down on food: it
Gets dropped - there’s a stain now
Well that’s okay - we’re in Bloke-o-Motion
Won’t hug or show emotion
(Like it hurts my brain) How?
It’s a trade-off: Beer or devotion...
Choice is nice and easy now
But under their domes
A little bit they’re lacking with Y-chromosomes
So, dumb on, slum on, and do
The Bloke-o-Motion easy!

You know
Choosin’ to be boor is a Bloke-o-Motion
Turn on telly, do the Bloke-o-Motion
Smooth that old divan-arm that you set remote on
Those beer bellies hung in Bloke-o-Motion
Won’t take a sitting stance
When there’s peeing to do
They’re leavin’ stains so crappy
And the seat up, too
Ah go-nad, go-nad, go thru
Testost’ronetion with ease

It’s norm, baby - do the Bloke-o-Motion
Hey, come on ! No wrong when dudes
Do Bloke-o-Motion, you see !
Bum, on, lazing: do the Bloke-o-Motion
Now porn’s on, porn’s on: You’ve earned
Your Bloke-o-Motion degree!

Slop on gravy, do the Bloke-o-Motion
Hops, our bevvy: do the Bloke-o-Motion
Sport on TV: do the Bloke-o-Motion
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