I can see him, lyin' sack, in his shorts, I'd guess
In a room where he does what he'd never confess
Some clown keeps voting unfair
It's unkind, he keeps sneakng ones where fives should appear
Some clown has been on a tear
And I find he keeps sneaking ones where fives should appear

He's been looking for a life but, has failed, it seems
"Cause he don't have a name, pseudonym's all I've seen
Sometimes I think it's a shame
That he gets feelin' better when he's playin' this game
Sometimes I think it's a shame
That he gets feelin' better when he's playin' this game

If you click there on my name, in the author's list
You will find parodies I think you may have missed
Dumb clown, I really don't care
To my mind, you're a creep and I'll keep posting "em there
Sometimes I think it's a sin
That you can't find a better way to raise it again

I can see him being passed on the dating scene
"Cause he can't find a girl who likes "em dumb and mean
Sometimes I think it's a shame
That he gets feelin' better when he's playin' this game

Some clown has been on a tear
It's unkind, he keeps sneaking ones where fives should appear
Some clown keeps voting unfair
And I find he keeps sneaking ones where fives should appear
Sometimes I think it's a sin
That he can't find a better way to raise it again