Brain-eaten creatures shouldn’t decide what will affect us all
Brain-eaten creatures shouldn’t be at other psychos’ beck and call
Brain-eaten grumblers tell lies because they have no concept of the truth
Brain-eaten creatures are blowing smoke through each and every tooth

Sick-of-brain Bobby was demented way before the worm’s brain brunch
Brain-eaten creature so obviously nuts you don’t need a hunch
Brain-eaten Bobby, if he were not brain-munched, might have mites of mind
Brain-eaten creature in giving health advice should be sidelined

Brain worm-grazed putzes tell lies because they don’t know fiction from truth
Brain worm-grazed creatures don’t belong in an Information booth

Brain-eaten creatures know near nothing, but off their mouths they shoot
Lies-schlepping slut twerps, lapmutts with lips buttwards, tape maws so they’re mute
Never believe ’em and hope someone heaves ’em
Where there’s strong garbage pong
B’rain-eaten nutjob, steer wide, don’t abide ’im ’cause he’s all wrong