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Song Parodies -> "The Wreck Of The Faulty Christmas Tree Lights"

Original Song Title:

"The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald"

Original Performer:

Gordon Lightfoot

Parody Song Title:

"The Wreck Of The Faulty Christmas Tree Lights"

Parody Written by:

The Parody Author

The Lyrics

The legend lives on from holiday nights on down
Of the lights on the tree, they were strung to shine so bright,
The season was near, the tree standing tall and clear,
But trouble brewed unseen in the twinkling lights' sheer might.
The tale of dismay, the faulty bulbs held at bay,
Each strand hung with care, every socket aglow,
Yet in the dead of night, one bulb ceased its light,
The beginning of a saga that would soon start to grow.

The search did commence, in sockets they peered intense,
Each bulb checked and changed, but the fault stayed hidden well,
For hours they toiled, frustration uncoiled,
As darkness reigned supreme in this Christmas tale's spell.
They swapped red for green, then yellow in between,
But the section stayed dark, refusing to ignite,
An electrical quest, a relentless, tense test,
In the quest for that bulb that snuffed out its own light.

With patience wearing thin, they questioned the whole din,
Was it faulty wiring, or a bulb that deceived?
But just when hope was frail, they found that tiny tale,
A tiny bulb misfit, oh, how they all heaved!
So ends this ordeal, the lights now all reveal
Their brilliant display, in harmony they gleam,
But each year will show, in the yuletide's warm glow,
The legend of the bulb that disrupted the Christmas dream.

The wreck of the faulty Christmas tree lights,
Where finding the culprit takes long, dreary nights,
The hunt for the dud, the flicker that's gone,
Trying to fix it 'fore Christmas dawn.

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