So you’re running your campaign from a basement room?
If you keep hiding there you’ll end up exhumed
Sundownin’ pervert, beware
Better hope I don’t catch you sniffin’ my kid’s hair
Sundownin’ pervert, beware
Better hope I don’t catch you sniffin’ my kid’s hair

There are dolls that can talk when you pull their string
but with you all we get is “You know…the thing.”
Sometimes I feel so ashamed
when I make fun of someone who might not know their name
Sometimes I feel so ashamed
when I make fun of someone who might not know their name

Ever wonder what we think when you plagiarize?
Hair plugs can’t cover up all your bald-faced lies
Sundowner, better take care
Cornpop might still be waitin’ to catch you somewhere
Sometimes, you wretched has-been,
we just watch you to see how you’ll screw up again

If you’re ever in the need of some quid pro quo
use the financial muscle that you get with Joe
Just ask the guy in Ukraine
Once Joe got what he wanted then he sure made it rain
I wonder if you’re aware
that most of the voters know you’re not all there
Sundowner, it isn’t fair
that you won’t be dependent on ObamaCare
I guess I’ll just be content
knowing you’re never gonna be our president