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Song Parodies -> "Ghosts Of Gay Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Ghosts Of Cape Horn"

Original Performer:

Gordon Lightfoot

Parody Song Title:

"Ghosts Of Gay Porn"

Parody Written by:

T.S.

The Lyrics

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Gather round old gay porn
Skips out of line His lips are adorn
Some who wish that they could corn
They are the ghosts of Gay Porn
Fal deral da riddle de rum With a rim dim diddy and a yum yum yum
Staring away at the Sheik thats Hung
They are the ghosts of Gay Porn
See them all in a plaid pair Damiens dancing everywhere Southern males, bolstered flails And none to tilt the scales
Cum all of you rustic old sea dogs Who follow the great Southern Cross You we're pounding the Horn In the eye of a storm
When ya lost'er one day And you read all your letters From Owen and Ray Then you took them by the bottom, on your knees.
All around old Gay Porn Ships of the line, ships of the morn Those who wish they'd never been born
They are the ghosts of Gay Porn
Fal deral da riddle de rum With a rim dim diddy and a yum yum yum
Sailing away at the break of dawn
They are the ghosts of Gay Porn
Cum all you old sea dogs from Devon Southampton, Penzance and Kinsale You were caught by the chance of a sailor's last dance
It was not meant to be And ya read all your letters grab ankles away
Then ya took him by the bottom, on your knees
All around old Gay Porn Ships of the line, ships of the morn Some who wish theyd never been born They are the ghosts of Gay Porn
Fal deral da riddle de rum With a rim dim diddy and a rum Yum Yum
Sailing away at the break of dawn They are the ghosts of Gay Porn

T.S. 10-2013
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Straight Prude - October 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Don't like Ghosts, don't like Gay, don't like Porn. I like Of. Bathe twice a day and gargle with Listerine.
What the H? - October 17, 2013 - Report this comment
this is truly bizarre but will 5 it due to creativity! i remember as a teen when the first gay porn hit our local video store that had beta and vhs. the back had a door leading to a porn room with straight videos and the most erotic thing was swedish erotica or Seka- anyone remember that old porn? so one day i spotted a gay title and was shocked. i heard you could get gay videos in 'Frisco, but not where i was. so i nervously rented it on the lowest part of a pile of vhs titles! the cashier looked at me weird and i took it home 'cause curiosity killed the cat. it seemed so really "dirty" to see gay porn but it was just boring and not so much of a homo-enduced turn-on. In fact, it was way disappointing, more for the ladies if anything. later in life i tried more modern gay dvds at a real porn shop and they still are really boring, even from Falcon. i went through a bi-phase in the 90s which led to some weird sex but found out that no one is truly born that way (pardon me Gaga)! it was my choice and i got over it into more bad relationships with bad women! the old gay sailor bit is dead if you ask me b/c homosexuals in military service goes back to the ancient empires and was not uncommon at all with greeks and romans or latter knights in europe.

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