The problem lives on, from Wash-ing-ton on down
To the small towns and big cities all over
George W. Bush is a moron, it's said
He makes all the liberals go gloomy
He's got an I.Q. 26,000 times less
Than that of the Great Albert Einstein
Our nation so gullible was a bone to be chewed
Under the power of W. for eight years

Ol' Dubya was the pride of the Bush family
Comin' from a big long line of oilmen
As Republicans go, he was dumber than most
With a criminal record datin' back to his teen years
He was Governor of Texas for quite a long time
Before he went on to the Oval Office
And later on, in January of two-thousand
All those conservatives were rejoicin'

In two-thousand-one, the Twin Towers came down
The event was blamed on Al-Qaeda
And every man knew, as ol' Dubya did too
'Twas old man bin Laden with his jihad

In two-thousand-three, George Dubya came to Iraq
To finish the job his dad started
In two-thousand-five, New Orleans filled up
On behalf of a mean lady called Katrina
When FEMA came in, they didn't do a darn thing
And the Deep South was all in a shambles
It started in two-thousand and ends in two-oh-nine
'Twas the Wreck of the Bush 'Ministration

Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When our "enemy" blows our troops into pieces
The liberals all say that we'd be better off
With Kerry, Al Gore or Kucinich
We might have pulled through, or we might have gone down
We may go the way of Rome's empire
In two-thousand-nine, Obama will have a handful
With bailouts, our economy and wartime

New Orleans rots, and Iraq burns
Due to the follies of our bad presidente
Afghanistan seems rather obscure these days
For the media pays no attention
And back here at home, old Dee-troit
Is faced with the Big Three* going bankrupt
And the Democrats voted, as the whole world knows
For Barack Hussein Obama in two-thousand-and-eight

In a white mansion in Wash-ing-ton, D.C.
The first black First Family moves in there
A landslide win, in all the Blue states
And some of the red ones, as well, now
The problem lives on, from Wash-ing-ton on down
To the small towns and big cities all over
George Dubya, it's said, never gives up his place
'Til the new Presidente takes office