She's had Bob and John
and every other guy in town
Of the land known as New York City

She made out with Ted
It's how she earns her bread
While the size of her thighs are quite roomy

Some may call her a whore
She'll make sweet love on the floor
They say Candy X Cleavage had plenty

She'll make love to you
Even in the club's loo
Just as long as you pay her she's easy

I went for a ride
by the end I had cried
I had fallen in love during our fun

But she said that love blows
and it has no cash flow
Within months we'd get bored of the passion

I had come to terms
that her lust it had turned
into something that she hadn't planned on

'Cause on Valentines
When her callers came
They all said that Ms Cleavage was weeping

My face she admired
and her heart had been found
And her love for lust it was failing

While sleeping with Drew
and then some guy named Hugh
She had wished she had stayed here that evening

But sealed her fate
and her heart has to wait
Cause the guy she fell for was gone then

Caught up in her fame
a dangerous game
after she went and got herself tested

When they called her name
She became such a wreck
Cause she caught someone's gonorrhea

Must have been damned
As her cliental ran
She says fellas point at her in laughter

But there's one more spin
Her water was breaking
Cause she carried a baby from Darryl

A letter she writes
and now her life bites
Was the Lust of Ms Candy X Cleavage

She still doesn't know
Where Darryl chose to go
'Cause they turned off her water and power

At night she would pray
someone'd take her away
'Cause now nobody would love her

So she saddled up
and she made out with guys
and she gave her kid up for adoption

It's better that way
Cause the kid with no name
Is now with a family that loves her

She doesn't have goals
or many things
and she's not happily ever after

She just likes to scream
and makes her callers dreams
She makes love, it's the talent that suits her

But deep down below
In her heart it shows
That she wonders how I could have loved her

She slept with John Doe
In the bed she's a pro
But her heart has been lit'rally shattered

'Cause Peter and Paul
in the bathroom stall
Left her feeling empty, she broke down

That night she cried
to be at my bed side
I'm sorry Ms. Candy X Cleavage

Cause my heart has moved on
from your love it has gone
and my lust is for making a living

Superior, I say
I am great in the hay
and I'm neither too fast or too burly