Song Parodies -> "Reindeer Love"

Original Song Title:

"Radar Love"

Original Performer:

"Reindeer Love"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I been drivin' all night; my hands froze to the sleigh
Gotta give these damn toys away
My feet are cold and I need a beer
But that Prancer's got an attractive rear

When I get frisky and the evening gives me pause
I'm ho ho hoping that they won't tell Mrs. Claus
I don't need a wife at all!
We've got a thing that's called reindeer love
We've got their tails in the air
Reindeer love

Reindeer busy with their Reindeer Chow
Santa Claus is comin' right now
Rudolph's got me whipnotized
Reindeer game and I win first prize

When things get crazy and the tension really mounts
I sneak up silently then suddenly I pounce
I don't inform PETA at all!
We've got a thing that's called reindeer love
We've got their hinds in the sky
Reindeer love

No more feed I'm almost there
Gotta get warmer underwear
When my little blue pill kicks in
I'm givin' it to my little pal Vixen

She's naughty not nice make no mistake
Get her she's good for goodness sake
You'll hear me exclaim as I'm wavin' goodbye
Happy Christmas to all and pass the K-Y!

When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
I'm shootin' Cupid with my candy cane of love
We don't need no butter at all!
We've got a thing that's called reindeer love
We've got their tails in the air
We've got a thing that's called reindeer love
We've got their hinds in the sky
We've got a thing that's called reindeer love
We've got a thing that's called.......
Reindeer love...

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Billy Florio - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent job, whichever you are (Claude or Spaff)

Claude Prez - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Billy. And don't worry; I don't think Spaff will be *too* offended you thought he might've written something this, uh, "malcolmesque". Also, pretty much anyone is welcome in the monkey room so you never know who it might be. Lots of freedom here.

Melhi - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Destined to become a holly-daze classic! Love "whipnotized"

Jared - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Ewwwwwwwwwwww....... Funny, in a sick amd twisted way. All fives

Rex - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Frack! Here I have this great idea for a parody called "Reindeer Love" and when I research it, I not only find that it's been done, but also that it's been done so well there's no point in even attempting to do it again. Excellent work.

Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Offended? Ha! More like EXCITED. Hilarious stuff, Santa Claude. Kicks in/Vixen is classic, as are the PETA and K-Y lines. And, well, the whole sordid thing.

John Doe - December 27, 2008 - Report this comment

Great parody! The title is spot on and already leads to chuckles of anticipation . Execution is similarly top notch, Excellent!

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