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Song Parodies -> "I Will Survive (LARPing)"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Survive (LARPing)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

First I was level one
I could hardly fight
It seemed my sword would hurt you less
Than a mosquito bite
But then I went out on a quest
And I survived the whole day through
And so I grew
And I was raised to level two

And so, what's that?
I'm still ignored
And some bastard magic user
Disintegrated my sword
With no weapon I was fkd
And I had no choice but to flee
So next time I'll bring a second
Then I'll get to level three

One more go
The points I'll score
'Cause any second now
I'm gonna get to level four
Weren't you the one who tried to spear me through the eye
But we don't count head shots
And so that will not make me die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
I've got my healing potions, gonna make it: level five
It'll heal my damaged bits
It'll replace all my lost hits
I will survive
I will survive
Yeah, yeah

It took all the strength I had
To hack that thing apart
Dismembering it in pieces
Ripping out its heart
But I got oh, so much XP
Because I killed it by myself
Now I feel great:
Level six, seven then eight
And you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that weedy little newbie you could chop in two
You thought you'd swat me like a fly
But instead, I came out fine
By the end of this adventure
I'll be rocking level nine

Oh now die
Just hit the floor
I do quad damage now
And, hell, that's gotta make you sore
Weren't you the one who tried to burn me with your fire
Did you think I'd frazzle
Did you think I'd take my hits and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
And my resurrection potion's
Gonna get me out alive
All my armour is thick plate
So you can go self-fornicate
I will survive
I will survive
Yeah, yeah

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Giorgio Coniglio - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
Don't have much to do with video-games since my son went through that phase a decade ago. But great OS with brilliant subbing. 555s. Glad to see you back in force. GioLio
Phil Alexander - September 30, 2013 - Report this comment
"Back"? I've not really been anywhere (I checked recently- since my first parody here in 2001, I have posted one or more parodies every month since, except for Aug 2006 when I was without internet.. long story).. but thanks for the sentiment and the kind words: not that this is about video games, as much as LARP, or Live Action Role-Play (e.g. ), much more fun than the computerized variant :-)
Susanna Viljanen - October 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Fives. An old D&D veteran and a Medieval re-enactress today, I just loved this song. May the Farce be with you.

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