First i was afraid i wasn't just any pie,
I was an organic one with british beef placed inside,
But then i ate so many tights,
Thinking how they tasted wrong,
And i grew strong and i learned how to get along,
I ate blue tack from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that look of disgrace,
I shouldn't of ate that stupid clock,
I should of left that frozen pea,
If i'd've known for just one second i wouldn't be needing so many pees,
Wooh i hear a blow sounds like mow,
Just turn around now,
Cos your not welcome any more,
Weren't you the one to hurt me with a good pie,
But i like crumble,
Do you think i would just lick up your pie,
Oh no not I i am pie,
Oh as long as i know have to love i know i'll still eat pie,
I've got all my life to live,
I got all my pie to give and i am a pie,
I am a pie Hey Hey,
It took all my strength i had not to fall apart,
Kept trying hard to mend the peices of my brocken tart,
And i ate so many tights,
Just feeling sorry for myself, I usedta eat pie,
But now i hold my head up high,
But you eat peas somebody ate poo,
I'm not that chained up little girl that thinks you smell like poo,
So you ate that crispy skin,
And just expect me to be free,
Now i'm saving all my baking for someone that baking for me,
Wooh i hear a blow sounds like mow,
Just turn around now,
Cos your not welcome any more,
Weren't you the one to hurt me with a good pie,
But i like crumble,
Do you think i would just lick up your pie,
Oh no not I i am pie,
Oh as long as i know have to love i know i'll still eat pie,
I've got all my life to live,
I got all my pie to give and i am a pie,
I am a pie Hey Hey,