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Song Parodies -> "By The Time I Got A Kleenix"

Original Song Title:

"By The Time I Get To Phoenix"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"By The Time I Got A Kleenix"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Again, I know - Isaac Hayes had it out in "69"
By the time I got a kleenex, I was sneezin'
My head blew off, and it rolled across the floor
I reached down and picked it up, and screwed it back on
But I felt the pressure build, and sneezed once more,,

When it shook, held my earlobes tight, this time it stayed on
But my toupee flew right off, and out the win-dow..
Looked out and saw where my hair had fallen..
On my squirrel, pet Earl..

And so I climbed our big oak tree to retrieve it
Had to barter, and trade old Earl, some nuts,(no, not mine)
From now on, I'll keep Kleenex in my pocket
Be ready when big sneezes come and go..
Try to catch each blow, allergies that flow..

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Wild Child JIN - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
This parody made me laugh my head off, but not sneeze it off. ;-D Excellent Job! 555! ;-)
Old Man Ribber - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Gezunheit! ;D
WarrenB - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Great visual, and just a tad, er, disturbing. BTW, I'm one of those blokes who says "Klen-ex" as opposed to "Kleen-ex". That's why I buy Puffs.
AFW - March 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, WC, OMR and WarrenB...

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