By the time I get the Kleenex she'll be wakin’
’Cause I blew my big schnazola way too loud
She'll deny it when I tell her that it was louder
Than her hackin’ that kept me up the night before

By the time I get the Kleenex she won’t be sleepin'
She'll turn and yell my name right out loud
And then she’ll cry because my snorin’ wakes her weary
Tho' time and time I tried to tell her so
That maybe I should blow
My nose before I go
Off to dreamland - I know
This is pretty bad - I know