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Song Parodies -> "Brokeback Cowboy"
Original Song Title:
"Rhinestone Cowboy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glen Campbell
Parody Song Title:
"Brokeback Cowboy"
Parody Written by:
leanneqld
The Lyrics
I was straight for far too long,
Being told that gay was wrong,
Now I know every crack of ev-er-y cowboy on Brokeback
Where hustle is the name of the game
And cowboys bonk a way that they don't feel no pain
THere'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Steers and queers what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone
Well I really don't mind the pain
I get off when you scream my name
And I'd love you to do me again
like ya did this past Sunday
Now I dream of just me and you
with the vaseline and a sleeping bag made for 2
There'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me
Like a brokeback cowboy
Steers and queers what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone
Being told that gay was wrong,
Now I know every crack of ev-er-y cowboy on Brokeback
Where hustle is the name of the game
And cowboys bonk a way that they don't feel no pain
THere'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Steers and queers what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone
Well I really don't mind the pain
I get off when you scream my name
And I'd love you to do me again
like ya did this past Sunday
Now I dream of just me and you
with the vaseline and a sleeping bag made for 2
There'll be some controversy rising
But an oscar's on the horizon
And Heath's gonna be walking down the red carpet with me
Like a brokeback cowboy
Steers and queers what you find when you go to a rodeo,
Like a Brokeback cowboy
Getting hugs and kisses from men I don't even know
And offers coming over the phone
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Best Brokeback Mountain song of the month--the winner is...this one!
Definately a 555, leanneqld It must be a hit, im feeling uncomfortable just singing along with it, you gotta check out Bob Rivers version "Backdoor Cowboy" , hes a legend and you've nailed it!!! nice one
Just came across this. LOVE IT!!! Have you ever heard of literal videos? I’d love to put these lyrics to the video and post it. Please contact me?
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