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Song Parodies -> "Wichita Wineman"

Original Song Title:

"Wichita Lineman"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Wichita Wineman"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Glen Campbell was arrested and charged with DUI after a car crash in November of 2003... and last year I wrote a parody about it, entitled, "Wine Stoned Cowboy"...but I feel it deserves another...
Old Glen, the wineman, irked the mounties
When he crashed on the road
Done a hit and run, he had gulped a heavy load

They heard him singin' in the slammer
Kicked a sergeant in the chimes
And The Wichita Wineman,
Served ten nights of time...

Judge said, "You need a small vacation..
Too much sauce on the brain"
The whole world knows he ran his mouth,
and saw his bad hair mane..

Found more trouble than he needed
Or he wanted at that time
Yeah, The Wichita Wineman
Got his ass fixed fine..

Had more trouble than he bargained
Or expected at the time..
Now, The Wichita Lineman
Is walkin' the line..

Yeah, walkin the line..

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Paul Robinson - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm giving you Three 5's, to be served consecutively ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
hell, i'd drink if i was glen campbell, too..wonderfully witty...5s
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Draink? Id be an alcoholic if I was glen campbell - good job 555
AFW - October 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Paul, alvin, and LLLB
sparrownightly - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the original song & expected it to be torn up, but I had to laugh at the wry humor.

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