When he's doing "Unleashed," my heart stands still
When he says "Let's do it to it," I could die
When he talks dirty on that phone, it's like he's talking to me
I go to pieces when he sneezes on his glove
When he does power chords, you know I'm never bored
He says "No problem," but I wish that he could see
There is a problem, mine, because I want him so
But if he takes me in his arms, there would be
Sonic! Sonic! I love when you fall down!
It's Friday night on my new Wii
Oh but Sonic, every time you take that fall,
I wish that you were falling
Falling for me

I know this shouldn't be said,
"I wish his girlfriend were dead."
Her tragic "accidental" death I scheme and plot
So when in heaven we meet,
I will be able to say,
"Hi, I'm Mrs. Sonic H, and you're not!"
Sonic! Sonic! I love when you fall down!
It's Friday night on my new Wii
Oh but Sonic, every time you take that fall,
I wish that you were falling
Falling for me

(Spoken)
Once, he came to see me in my bedroom!
Do tell!
He asked for an emerald, and I felt my heart zoom!
Then what happened?
The game began, he turned to go, he said goodbye!
Oh, no!
I begged him to stay! I thought I would die!
Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out!
He walked into a wall and there was nothing I could do about it.

(Sung)
Sonic! Sonic! I love when you fall down!
It's Friday night on my new Wii
Oh but Sonic, every time you take that fall,
I wish that you were falling
Falling for me