Bro, I’m kinda strapped right now,
and I know that you’re not a cash cow
But I’m greatly in need
of some premium weed
from the territory of Macau
My dealer says he’s out,
but I have to confess my doubts -
I suspect that he’s
holding out on me
for the IOU’s still unpaid him
Hence, I’m in a bind,
and my mind is quickly racing
So for a South Pacific trip this pothead now is bracing
Got to reach Macau,
but I’m broke, so tell me how?
A loan, again. Naturally.

Sis, you will be pleased
to learn I’ve reached the East
Though the flight was long
to reach Hong Kong
and the temp’s ninety-nine degrees
Thanks for the ticket here,
but in case I wasn’t clear...
If I’m gonna score,
I’ll need something more
than a round-trip flight to Asia
Got to buy some leaf,
for my chief and sole objective’s
To calm my weak and muddled mind and give me some perspective
Much too old to whore,
so how’m I gonna score?
A loan, again. Naturally.

I always seem to beg and borrow
Trading on the guilt of my relations
For their donations
What else to do?
What else to do?

Thanks for wiring the cash;
I bought lots of weed and hash
Met a girl, Mei-Ling,
got to partying,
and we went through the whole damned stash...
Cashed in my trip return,
to have a little more to burn
Now my visa’s up,
and Mei-Ling’s knocked up…
and she wants to meet you, Mother
I should not have roamed
far from home, I miss my family
So let me cut right to the chase and not be so damned rambly:
We will not pretend
we don’t need you to send...
A loan, again. Naturally.
A loan, Again. Naturally.