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Song Parodies -> "At Home, In Bed, Catchin' Zs"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"At Home, In Bed, Catchin' Zs"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i can wheedle time and how
and i'll plop down for many more hours
i'm plannin' a spell of time spent well
with visions of dreamlike power
i climbed into my cot and threw the blankets off
i slept heavy the hours flew
it is heaven when nothin' matters
when standin', i may lurch...have to perch
and eyes start strainin'
it gets too tough, i close 'em up
no consciousness remainin'
may as well get prone...and disconnect the phone
at home, in bed...catchin' zs

felt thick and foggy yesterday...i was slothful, i must say
lookin' forward to...a good ol' snooze
just roll up on the bed and lay
it seems i get too wound...reality gets me down
i ain't up for much..i have lost the touch
and thought of life just displeases
so i just stretch out...on the couch...sleep brings me mercy
for when i drift, no cares exist...the outside world can't hurt me
i shower and i feed...but soon a nap, i'll need
at home in bed...catchin' zs

it seems to me that
i've done my part
took on the whole world
but all that's ended
i have rescinded
a cue to snooze
a cue to snooze

no goin' back, grindin' my gears
for my refuge is right here
i'm just stayin' inside..and i mean to hide
don't visit...i won't appear
cause the whole thing just grew old
i smothered and wrecked my soul
but i made a i have a plan
to go under and never waken
guess its time to start...i'll depart..and not be woken
there's no encouragement, you see
my spirit has been broken
but i won't pass away...just sleep right through the day
at home in bed...catchin' zs
at home in bed...catchin' zs

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Adagio - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 5's, because that's my theme song lately........sleeep!
alvin rhodes - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks adagio....sleep is lovely, isn't it ?
AFW - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Good write, and goodnight...5's
Michael Pacholek - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I was gonna give you a five, but I was just... too... tired...
alvin rhodes - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and michael....(yawns)...i'm gonna turn in now
Red Ant - May 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I've got my first 3 day weekend in over a year coming up, and sleep is a high priority - lol. 5s.
alvin rhodes - May 22, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks red ant

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