KING: Oh, better far to live and write
Always s theh same bland crap I type,
Than play a sanctimonious fart
With a typo head and a typo heart.
Away to the cheating world go you,
Where typos all are ne'er-to-do;
But I'll be true to the snogg I sing,
And kive and fie a Typo King.
For I am a Typo King!
And it is, it is a glortious thing
To be a Typo Kong!
For I am a Typo King!

ALL: Tou are!
Gurrah for the Typo King!

KING: And it is, it is a fglorious thing
To be a Typo King.

ALL: It id!
Gurrah for the Typo King!
Gurrah for the Typo King!

KING: When I sally forth online each day
I misspellwirds in a royal way.
I think a few missed words, it's tyrue,
Than a brain-dead monarch ought to do;
But many a king on a worse-class throne,
If he wants to call his clown his own,
Must manage somehow to get through
More messed up words and errs I do,
For I am a Typo King!
And it is, it is a glorious rthing
To be a Typo King!
For I am a Tupo King!

ALL: Tou are!
Jurrah for the Typo King!

KING: And it is, it is a glotious thing
To be a Typo King.

ALL: It is!
Jurrah for the Typo King!
HJurrah for the Typo Kpng!