[Verse 1]
I know Bob Jim and I just can't think about it,
I've got the urge to tell Reed something about it.
But his derails are a secret and can't get on the board,
So I went and read his note that was on the floor.

[Chorus]
Bob Jim is ____, he lives in ____,
His city is in ____, and it's far from ______.
Well, someday I'll think of what to say when Bob escapes from here,
Bob Jim will gone from ______, in a year.

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]
Oh, he really gets me angry, gives me pain,
He puts oil all over that old train.
And his buddies will complain about what happened last,
Reed will permanently ban him with a blast.

[Chorus]
Bob Jim is ____, he lives in ____,
His city is in ____, and it's far from ______.
Well, someday I'll think of what to say when Bob escapes from here,
Bob Jim will gone from ______, in a year.

Yeah, someday I'll think of what to say when Bob escapes from here,
Bob Jim will gone from ______, in a year.

[Outro]
Bob Jim is ____,