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Song Parodies -> "The Fountain at Disney World"

Original Song Title:

"The Fountain of Salmacis"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Fountain at Disney World"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

From the resorts in the Magic Kingdom, Cinderella’s castle’s like a wonder
Within the suite hotels, families with a child, their tiny bladders, oh my god, the toilet’s busted
As the dawn creeps up the sky
the family’s child had to go
In a desperation, he found himself a peeing need he not had felt before
Where is the f**king washroom?
So I can take my son!
And as his legs began to shake, he saw a shimmering place
A bathroom was so far away, he pissed in dire emergency
The water was disturbed
The fountain’s now a bathroom

As he rushed to drain himself, a fountain stream appeared before him
And as his heated piss rushed through the cool mist
Disney staff yelled, “Oh my God! You peed in my spring!”
The water turned to yellow piss
Behind him his mom called again
He turned and saw her and the Disney personnel
And as they gazed their eyes were filled with the fountain full of pee

You shall be gone!
You shall be packed and gone!

Away from me Mickey & Donald, your fountain’s not fresh
Nothing will cause us to part, help me oh God!
Unearthly storm descended from the sky
Aaahhhhh aaah AAAHH aahh!
And then the mom and child were soaking wet in effort to get to their room

The dirty fountain’s full of pee, a warning sign was built
“And I beg, yes I beg, that all that piss this spring, they shall be fined!”

The john’s installed
The john has been installed

Don’t give children way too much to drink
Nooooo No oooh
A Disney’s fountain is a yellow pool
Forever filled with children’s pee

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