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Song Parodies -> "Cheerleader Truant"

Original Song Title:

"Harold the Barrel"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cheerleader Truant"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A well-known teenage cheer squad captain disappeared
early this morning.
Last seen in a sparkly halter top,
driving a Chevrolet,
she’s not even old enough.

Her mother’s real disgusted
Such a horrible thing to do

Cheerleader truant stole a new car and she crashed into a tree
Can't go far, she can't go far
She’s gonna be grounded
She can't go far

she’s standing in the highway by the forest
Worry is mounting
There's a restless crowd of worried people

More than we've ever seen.
Had to send out a rescue team

Over to the scene at the school yard
The girls all searched for her

We gotta find her, she can’t do that, the competition is after school
We can't lose out, we can’t lose out
2nd cheerleader:
Said you couldn't trust her, her boyfriend was the same
We can’t lose out!

If I was old enough to drive,
I'd be cruising in a shiny new Chevrolet
Instead I'm only 14 years old,
With my whole life ahead
Down on the highway
Edge of the highway

Her best friend:
We can help you

We can help you
We're all your friends, if you come with us and talk to us, hon.

You must be joking
All you bitches suck!

The girls were getting stronger, our cheerleader’s getting weaker;
Forwards, backwards, searching everywhere
Fearing the very worst
They called her mother on the phone
Up came a ringing cell phone
Her mother was barking pissed

2nd Cheerleader:
Come on girl, your mother’s on the phone and she’s very, very, very upset.
Just can't go, you just can't go
Your shirt's all dirty, there's a man here from ABC
You just can't go

Her best friend:
We can help you

The girls:
We can help you
We're all your friends, if you come with us and talk to us, honey

You must be joking.
all you bitches suck!

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