-> "In Hot Pursuit on Earth"
Original Song Title:
"One for the Vine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"In Hot Pursuit on Earth"
The Lyrics
Way too many men are after me for some reason
It seems like I’ve lost my mind
Since I woke up in a cab
Do you still think I’m your kind?
I killed all my co-workers
Cause they tried to kill me
For some crime I don’t remember
I don’t think you love me
Because you tried to shoot me
I don’t think you’re my wife
Something’s put us in a strife
I think I was at a place
Where it put my life in disgrace
But at least, you have told me
That some bad guy has hired you to monitor me
So I don’t see a reason
To live in this house with you
Cause all those years you’ve lied to me
That I’ve been married to you
Your real husband’s a bad guy
Why would he share you with me
It really makes me sick
To live in this world with you
Your husband is such a dick
He really wants me dead
He’s out of his head
But soon, his blood will be shed
I’ll break free
From you and your dumb army
Before I find a real home
I’ll break free
I got the strength inside me
To run and kill for freedom
I must run...I’ll use this gun
For my defense on the long run
Cause I’m wanted for death
I’ll move outta this city
Really soon
I’ll walk out a soldier
Against all those goons
I’ll fight for glory
Soon, I will flee this city
And most likely leave Earth
Sorry, I have to leave you
To end our fake marriage
I will move outta your house
Just to find a passage
To find my true memory
Though I do not recall
Where I’ve really been at all,
I could get my ass to Mars
But there’s no time to stop at salad bars
No time for cheeseburgers
No time to pick up hookers
During my ego trip
(During the ending music, Doug walks out the door on Lori. Lori stands around feeling hopeless, before Richter (Lori's real husband) and his group of bad guys would barge in the house without knocking.)
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