Eric Cartman and his friends found a leprechaun
Then the leprechaun told them what's been goin' on
Few fourth graders went to a land of imagination
Then met some characters, done by creations

(Sound of a terrorist screaming and blowing himself up with a bomb)

Then some terrorists came and destroyed
Some of the characters
Three kids escaped, when Butters was behind
Imagination Land, poor little Butters

Little Butters knew he couldn't get home on time
All because of the terrorists' stupid crime

A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
And other guys prepared weapons
To force evil back into prison
Imagination Land, poor little Butters

When Butters makes it home
He's gonna find out that he is grounded
By both of his parents, when he gets out of bed

Good and evil fought a battle through the night
Aslan told Butters 'bout winning the fight

(Sound of a nuclear missile falling down to bomb the land)

A missile was fallin' from the sky
To bomb the entire land
Then Butters quickly rebuilt that land
Imagination Land, poor little Butters

When Butters makes it home
He's gonna find out that he is grounded
By both of his parents, when he gets out of bed