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Song Parodies -> "Dean Wormer"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Weaver"

Original Performer:

Gary wright

Parody Song Title:

"Dean Wormer"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

This one probably won't make much sense if you haven't seen "Animal House." youtube
I just spied on them for you
Deltas had a party till two
Serving alcoholic beverages to teens
Leaving dignity behind

Ooh Dean Wormer
I, Greg Marmalard, will uphold the rules
Ooh Dean Wormer
Deltas can't make a mockery of school

In your office, they killed a horse
And they cheated on their tests
With no sense of propriety
Taking liberties with strange breasts

Ooh Dean Wormer
I assure you the Deltas' time is nigh
Ooh Dean Wormer
Just depend on Doug Niedermeyer and I

Though Homecoming will be here soon
Who knows what they will do
Someone's got to put his foot down while there's time
And sir, I know that foot is you

Ooh Dean Wormer
I believe you can ban the Deltas now
Ooh Dean Wormer
They've exceeded what Faber U. allows

Deeean Wormer
Deeean Wormer Wormer Wormer...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Rob Arndt - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Mr. Blutarsky might have gotten 0.0, but for you- 555!!! Toga! Toga!
Porfle Popnecker - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Food fight!!!
Michael Pacholek - September 23, 2011 - Report this comment
Anybody who doesn't give this a 5 goes on Double Secret Probation.
Old Man Ribber - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Porfle - R.I.P. John Vernon. Your fine parody reminds me that "fat and stupid is no way to go through life". ;D
Porfle Popnecker - September 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Boy, did I ever learn that the hard way! Thanks Michael and OMR!

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