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Song Parodies -> "Catherine Weaver"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Weaver"

Original Performer:

Gary Wright

Parody Song Title:

"Catherine Weaver"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

Catherine Weaver, a character from teminator the sarah connor chronicles portrayed by Shirley Manson, is the wife of Lachlan Weaver and the mother of Savannah Weaver. Reared in Edinburgh, Scotland, she is the daughter of a butcher who would bring home butcher paper for her. As an adult, she continues to use butcher paper and loves its smell. Catherine co-founds technology company, ZeiraCorp, with her husband. In or about 2000 or 2001, Catherine gives birth to the couple's daughter, Savannah.[12] Catherine's unnamed brother, a National Transportation Safety Board investigator, secretly provides her photographs of a 2002 commuter plane crash in the eastern Sierra Mountains, in which Terminator components are found among the wreckage. The Weavers then spend twenty million dollars, attempting to reverse engineer Terminator technology. At some point, implied to be at or around the time of Lachlan's 2005 fatal helicopter crash, Catherine is killed and replaced by a T-1001 Teminator.[
i just went to zeiracorp
climbed to see there extreme leader there
Ellison betrayed how cliche
she wants artificial intelligence

catherine weaver we wont give you your most desired turk
catherine weaver i just need to stop you before i die

your no fun t-1001
youll cut into my brain
must of drunk too much dacaries
and your daughter savannahs a pain

repeat chorus

though the war is coming soon
there may be time to defeat you fiend
you need to be locked up on a side of the zoo
first music shirley now your acting!

repeat chorus....

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Timmy1000 - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
A good show and a good parody. As a Mom, the Terminator is about as creepy as it gets.
white trash - April 06, 2009 - Report this comment
thank you i love the show

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