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Song Parodies -> "Jean Harlow"
Original Song Title:
"Tomorrow"
Original Performer:
From B'way show, "Annie"
Parody Song Title:
"Jean Harlow"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
A wonderful star,
Jean Harlow
Watch one of her movies
When you are low,
You'll get high...
On great acting by
Jean Harlow
Wowed her fans from
Hollywood to Fargo..
Young, she'd die
Made fine films with Ga-ble,
Tone, and Tracy
Hair of platinum, she's
A tease,
With sway,
Oh !
A wonderful star,
Jean Harlow
Died at twenty-six,
The world showed sorrow
Whisked away,
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow
They loved ya' Jean Harlow,
The movie queen of your day,,
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow,
We miss ya' Jean Harlow
You're only a screen away..
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow,
We loved ya' Jean Harlow,
On TCM you still play..
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow,
We miss ya' Jean Harlow
You're only a screen away..
You're only...a...screen...a..way
Jean Harlow
Watch one of her movies
When you are low,
You'll get high...
On great acting by
Jean Harlow
Wowed her fans from
Hollywood to Fargo..
Young, she'd die
Made fine films with Ga-ble,
Tone, and Tracy
Hair of platinum, she's
A tease,
With sway,
Oh !
A wonderful star,
Jean Harlow
Died at twenty-six,
The world showed sorrow
Whisked away,
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow
They loved ya' Jean Harlow,
The movie queen of your day,,
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow,
We miss ya' Jean Harlow
You're only a screen away..
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow,
We loved ya' Jean Harlow,
On TCM you still play..
Jean Harlow, Jean Harlow,
We miss ya' Jean Harlow
You're only a screen away..
You're only...a...screen...a..way
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A "bombshell" of a parody! Great job! ;)
Farce - Great biographic parody - You knew her when you were a kid right? =;-)
Just for some added interest here are some vital statistics on this actress.
Born - Harlean Harlow Carpenter on March 3, 1911
Place of birth Kansas City, Missouri, U.S
Died - June 7, 1937 (aged 26) in Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Cause of death - renal failure
Occupation Actress
Years active 1928–1937
Spouse(s) Harold Rosson (1933–1934)
Paul Bern (1932–1932)
Charles McGrew (1927–1929)
Harlow was born Harlean Harlow Carpenter in Kansas City, Missouri, the daughter of Mont Clair Carpenter (1877-1974), a dentist, and his wife, Jean Poe Carpenter (née Harlow).
Farce - this wonderful parody just rolls off the tongue as smooth as the OS. Fine job. (Lifts hand in air, and opens same exposing one thumb and four fingers) If you do the same then I can virtually high five you for this.
Just for some added interest here are some vital statistics on this actress.
Born - Harlean Harlow Carpenter on March 3, 1911
Place of birth Kansas City, Missouri, U.S
Died - June 7, 1937 (aged 26) in Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Cause of death - renal failure
Occupation Actress
Years active 1928–1937
Spouse(s) Harold Rosson (1933–1934)
Paul Bern (1932–1932)
Charles McGrew (1927–1929)
Harlow was born Harlean Harlow Carpenter in Kansas City, Missouri, the daughter of Mont Clair Carpenter (1877-1974), a dentist, and his wife, Jean Poe Carpenter (née Harlow).
Farce - this wonderful parody just rolls off the tongue as smooth as the OS. Fine job. (Lifts hand in air, and opens same exposing one thumb and four fingers) If you do the same then I can virtually high five you for this.
Nice tribute to a one-of-a-kind personality :)
Thanks, OMR, and Guy...thanks for the full bio..I, actually, saw her films after she died..and recall the movie made of her, called, "Harlow"...and thanks, Fiddlegirl
Sir L'air de Farce, ~Duke oEdge~, Grandma always claimed that there was nothing sexier than ~Harlow & Gable~ He had the eyes of woman, but was built like Bull . . .
. . . kinda like on YouTube.com (clip 2) LIEV SCHREIBER & Ms Watts ~~~> Hot Damn !
Nice tribute to the Blonde Bombshell - 555 bottles of peroxide
your parody is sure to go platinum
"Vamp"ping you fives...
Nice parody, didn't realize she died that young. 555 free movie rentals good for any Jean Harlow film.
Thanks, LCC...On the money thumb skectch of Gable..and thanks, and thanks, alvin, Andy, Mark, and Blackjack
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