It's astounding!
Time ain't moving.
Inbreeding takes its toll.
But y'all listen up now,
Won't be very much longer
The South's gonna git control.
I remember
All of the battles
From way back in yesteryear.
You ask me why bother?
It was before my grandfather.
We're in a time warp down here.
We're in a time warp down here.

We're just afraid of the left,
And so we stick to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
Now don't you mess with our flag,
Or we gon' put up a fight.
We don't like nothing diff'rent
We don't like nobody que-e-e-e-e-er,
We're in a time warp down here.

Down in Dixie.
We're in eighteen sixty,
Before the war between the states.
And we're all a-schemin',
'cause we're always a-dreamin'
That Dixie once more will be great.
Down at the local sports bar,
We'll be a-watchin' NASCAR
Line dancin' and drinkin' beer.
There'll be a little wife beatin'
Before the big Klan meetin'
We're in a time warp down here.

Well when we're drivin' down the road we go mighty slow,
And what a turn signal's for, well we just don't know.
We praise the Lord and we curse the blacks,
And our pickup trucks all have rifle racks.
And everyday you'll hear the same refrain,
"Save your money boys, the South'll rise again!"
We're in a time warp down here.
We're in a time warp down here.

We're just afraid of the left,
And so we stick to the ri-i-i-i-i-ight.
Now don't you mess with our flag,
Or we gon' put up a fight.
We don't like nothing diff'rent
We don't like nobody que-e-e-e-e-er,
We're in a time warp down here.
We're in a time warp down here.